laugh or show any emotion while sick once and parents will think you’re well enough to go to school
people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted
if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.
The blogger is a shy, docile creature…
… that prefers the darkness…
… and tends to be wary of the outside world.
The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.
We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…
… but to no avail.
this planet sucks nothing works. the Volcanoes dont work like 1/10 of them work. the ocean is poorly lit. the dryers in public washrooms dont do shit. im sick of this place
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